Noggin Clontith - I am a Gnome (Friends)

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The artist behind the work of art 'gnown' as "You've been Gnomed" has released this song destined for the top of the charts. Noggin Clontith blesses us with one of his many masterpieces. A true classic.

Lyrics:
Oh I am a Gnome
A Gnome is what I am
Noggin is my name
Clontith is my clan
I ain't an elf
or a pixie
or a leaping leprechaun

I'm a Gnome
I'm a Gnome
My gname is GNoggin
I'm a Gnome
I'm a Gnome
My gname is GNoggin

I'm little and I'm old
I wear a funny hat
I have a rather splendid beard
And my tummy is rather fat
I do, I like cakes and pies and puddings
and pop and chocolate

I'm a Gnome
I'm a Gnome
My gname is GNoggin
I'm a Gnome
I'm a Gnome
My gname is GNoggin

Well I'm kind and I'm good
and I've got a twinkle in my eye
I'm very very old
and I'm very very wide
and very very magical
and I'll help you if I can

I'm a Gnome
I'm a Gnome
My gname is GNoggin
I'm a Gnome
I'm a Gnome
My gname is GNoggin

Oh I am a Gnome
A Gnome is what I am
Noggin is my name
Clontith is my clan
I ain't an elf
or a pixie
or a leaping leprechaun

I'm a Gnome
I'm a Gnome
My gname is GNoggin
I'm a Gnome
I'm a Gnome
My gname is GNoggin
I'm a Gnome
I'm a Gnome
My gname is GNoggin
I'm a Gnome
I'm a Gnome
My gname is GNoggin